QuoteThat's amazing' date=' thanks for placing  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> [/quote']

np i'll post more videos in the future

hello and welcome to mafiascene comunity




i'm sorry for the camera.....but as johncena1 said i don't know if it is possible

QuoteI have already tried that alternative way of playing a pool :cheer:

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QuoteThanks a lot it works perfect ! (merci beaucoup !)  :cheer:

Just one little thing. The mouse view is reversed (only the up and down), how I change that without changing the main option every time ? (because I'm playing in normal mode not reverse)

i have the same problem in zahar999's free ride and i am pretty sure it can't be modified.....

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but i don't care how long it takes i care of the quality and i'm sure it will be a good mod

it seems like a good idea




maybe some good moders will try this




it would be funny to drive a police car with a dead body in the trunk

i know :lol:

new jokes guys:


 




some kids jokes(if you know some kids or something...)


 




Why do gorillas have big nostrils?




Because they have big fingers.


 




What is a bunny's favorite music?




Hip-hop.


 




Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.


 


 


 




now,the real deal(not really...)


 




Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?




Student: No, he did it all by himself.


 




Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?




Pupil: Not very much!


 




Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?




Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.


 


 


 




Heading off to college at the age of 40, I was a bit self-conscious about my advancing years. One morning I complained to my husband that I was the oldest student in my class. "Even the teacher is younger than I am," I said. "Yeah," he said optimistically, "but look at it from my point of view. I thought my days of fooling around with college girls were over!"


 


 


 




This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.




The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language."




The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.




Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church.




The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"




The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive well left into the trees."




The priest said, "And that's when you swore."




The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."




The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"




The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."




The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"




The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."




The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the f...ing putt!!!"


 


 


 




A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years.




After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says.




They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.




Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says.




"That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."


 


 


 




An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.




Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."




The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

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That was me lol


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:lol:   :s illy:   :s ide:

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Quotenice, numbers are sometimes frightening 


 


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One person commits suicide about every 40 seconds, one person is murdered every 60 seconds and one person dies in armed conflict every 100 seconds


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ok...this is really a little frightening  ??:   hmy:

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You know I've smoked a lot of grass




O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills




But I never touched nothin'




That my spirit could kill




You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round




With tombstones in their eyes




But the pusher don't care




Ah, if you live or if you die


 




God damn, The Pusher




God damn, I say The Pusher




I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man


 




You know the dealer, the dealer is a man




With the love grass in his hand




Oh but the pusher is a monster




Good God, he's not a natural man




The dealer for a nickel




Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams




Ah, but the pusher ruin your body




Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream


 




God damn, The Pusher




God damn, God damn the Pusher




I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man


 




Well, now if I were the president of this land




You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man




I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run




Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun


 




God damn The Pusher




Gad damn The Pusher




I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man


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if you say this way it is Steppenwolf-the pusher in movie easy rider


 


 




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thanks for the comment




another crazy thing about youtube(actualy more things.....):




every second on youtube is uploaded 1 hour of videos so 60 hours in one minute not 48  :woohoo:




4 bilion videos are viewed every day on youtube

QuoteHmmm...

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i know...but anyway i want to




hope i won't forget  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">    :cool: