i'm sorry for you....




i don't have any ideas about this but it just wanted to wish you good luck  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

sorry but didn't had  time.....anyway Cole helped..  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

for mafia2:  zahar999's Free Raid. and existenz34's when it will be ready




i didn't have time to put the links  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

QuoteI've tried it and they done a very good job so far, but while I was playing the only it made me feel it was kinda Mafia II single player but without peds, theres still no vehicle sync as you may know by now but we can kill each other if we remain on foot. 




Im not playing it until has a lot more features added, but this is good work, it will be a success.  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


 




Be well.

 




i'm sure they will add more things .it's still a beta.




you can go to joe's garage and press "E" and than you can pick a car but i think this requres a DLC that has cars...

nice ones Cole  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




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- How do two programmers make money?




- One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses


 




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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:




"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"




A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"




((this joke reminds me of the game Bully)))




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A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing.




After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me."




The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone.




Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!"




The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."

if you don't know,Slender Man is a pretty old legend about a tall, skiny man with a lot of hands and wearing a suit.Slender man is known for the fact that he takes childs

















 




i don't belive in this stuff but i thought you should want to know if you dn't allready

i'm not good at this but maybe try a crack of the version you need...




better wait for others to answer  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

*please look at the last accident's video,if you haven't allready(very funny if you like those videos)


 




Another accident video that made me laught(and cry lol) of a Wii FAIL


 









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and another one:


 









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and another(BEST)


 




http://m.youtube.com/watchv=?feature=plpp&v=3yxrD7zjGYk


 




edit: sorry i don't know why it's not working...


 


 




Code   is not required, it's enough to paste link only  
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if you enjoyed them just leave a reply  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

Quote<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="550" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I play this game while eating my cereal  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

 




And then you do this:


 







 


 




I have another two scary links, which I can share with you if you want  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


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haha  :lol:




share them

you can use a 300 ko file instead of a 19 ko one?




i think it would be great for freeraid mod!




good luck with this...

another accidents video


 


 







 


 




the funniest moment(if you think about the damage..i think is at 2:01  :lol: acctualy at 4:53...BUT BEST PART is 5:30-5:48)


 




i think this is one of the best accidents videos out there and i hope you'll tell me if you like it

Welcome to mafiascene.net ,i'm sure you'll like our community  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">  !

some insulting jokes you may(or may not  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> )use:


 


 




Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?




Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!




How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?




i think i posted this before but...:Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


 


 


 




ok,now some real stuff  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


 




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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval




ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October




1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations




10-10-95.


 




Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a




collision.


 




Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to




avoid a collision.


 




Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to




the South to avoid a collision.


 




Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert




YOUR course.


 




Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.


 




Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST




SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY




THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND




THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE




FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE




SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


 




Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!




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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00




He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"




"Yes," she purrs. "I am."




The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."




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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory.




He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away.




Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?"




The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."




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Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."




Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"




"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"




Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.




"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.




"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.




"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."




And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."




Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.




After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.




"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."




So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.




Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.




Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"




His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"


 


 


 


 


 




BONUS: longest joke in the world http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

@Samo that video was soo funny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:




@Matteo i'm sorry for what happend to you..  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

QuoteThanks Crazy' date=' but I'm resigning  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">  I came across it before :lol:[/quote']

same for me  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




but thanks for posting it here because i forgot about it