The bit defender is or was top 1 so...and for the trainer ask existenz34

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."


 


 




There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.




When asked to define "Great" he said,




"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"




He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


 


 




Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.




After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.




She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"




Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."


 


 




Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"




Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."


 


 




Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it.




He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately




needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my




gas with the beat of the music.


 




After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,




and noticed that everybody was staring at me....


 




Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


 


 




A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.




A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."


 


 




3 guys walk into a bar




The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"




The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"




The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world"




The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records




The first guy comes back and says "I really do have? the smallest? arm in the world"




The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"




The third guy comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BEIBER?




(sorry for the beiber....just found them on the net)


 




good one(hope):




Five Important Qualities


 




1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.




2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.




3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.




4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.




5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

nice...and the teleportation(i hope i'm not the only guy who doesn't know)how can you do that?




trainer?


 




+1for your great mods

hope it works




P.S. :s orry i tooth it was his...

thanks hope it works...

i have no replies....i posted something on the mod request so please just read it.it's about the first person mod




the last costa's FR is the v2.1?

at zahar I can't save and at costa's i can't see the trees after load(i know his problem...)




i think that the best FR mods are yours




P.S.:is there a costa's v2.2 or greater?i have just v2.1 and no new locations...

i think i asked this before but: will this mod be compatible with the normal steam version or i should use your nocd crack?

Maybe better story




bigger game world or a combination betwen E.B. and C.O.L.H.




a sandbox style:you need to go to a place to start a mission[like ..GTA]




better A.I. and the ability to say:cop stop shooting just take me don't kill me<i>




i want to swim..ok just 20-30m than cutscene to return...




no cut content




aa..and 5$ in the box


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I have one but when i die the game crashes...i'll post it another time because i am writing from mobile

I know it's not the right topic but please help me use the FPS mod mentioned

i have a good computer(ok..not like yours crazypreacher but....)




steam benchmark:




Windows 7 32-bit




Processor Information:




Vendor:  AuthenticAMD




Speed: 2594 Mhz




4 logical processors




4 physical processors




Video Card:




Driver:  ATI Radeon HD 5700 Series




Memory:




RAM:  2046 Mb(i will add more...hope)




Philips monitor 23" full HD


 




mafia 2 max settings (almost) no problem




the witcher 2 max no problem




just cause 2 max no problem




and so on.........


 




the problem is that i don't know how to install this mod so please write some instructions(or i will post it in the help topic)

mafia 2 FPS mod




is it possible to play mafia 2 in first person? there are some videos on the net about this and i want to know what you say




i found a mod but it is a '.xml'




can you test it and help me install it?or if you know others mods like this post them here


 




i have slow internet speed and i can't post it but access this:




http://www.fileplanet.com/216686/210000 ... n-View-Mod


 




info inside:




FPShooter v0.5




by




Arbitrarymobster


 




Install file into sdstablestables.sds using your favorite sds tool.


 




P.S.:i don't know it this mod works so again i would like you to test it .sorry if it doesn't work

looks very ..uhm..nice.




thanks for the reply