the mod works but is there any way to get a car?? <img src="/emoticons/huh.png.04e12a04934075c5a1e0c618a726c4d9.png" alt=" :huh: " data-emoticon="">

i'll try it tomorow i think and i'll tell you my opinion

they are preparing to relese a beta version of the mod so we need to wait just a little longer......read on www.m2-multiplayer.com




btw. i don't know if you still remember me from winter but now i'm back  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

Maybe next month..?

Happy Birthday

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.




Usually she slept through the class.


 




One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"


 




When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.


 




A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.


 




Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


 


 




Wife: "What are you doing?"




Husband : Nothing.




Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage




certificate for an hour."




Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


 




some 'yo mama jokes'




yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> inch:




Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.




Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.




Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"




Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.




Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.

welcome to mafiascene.net

Hello and welcome to MS.net




you should try Zahar999's FR mod




it's not in dlc format




(for FR JA you need the dlc joe's adventures)

nice jokes cole and crazypreacher  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

nice one crazypreacher  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

In this mod will you be able to:




change weather




tune car and other options for car




garage options  

... PANUSI=PASSHOLEI :lol:




i didn' think that you want that type of asshole  :s illy:

Nice idea

just found this: http://gangstaname.com/names/mafia


 




some results from that:Leo the Fish::Salvatore Screwball: on Ralphie Giamatti(maybe for a crazy don..or young one)::

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."


 




Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"


 




"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."


 




"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."


 


 




Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want."




The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."




The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!" The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."




The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!" The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."




The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"


 


 




UNLUCKY YOUNG MAN


 




A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.




The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.




"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."




"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."




The young man makes his purchase and leaves.




Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.




The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."




The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."


 


 




so ,again, everybody can post here!