i'm not a modder but the games have diferent engines(i think   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">  ) and well...10 years one from another so i don't think that it is possible

new jokes:




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A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long.


 




"Let me show you," says the captain.


 




He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it.


 




"This'll be the best sex you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy."


 




The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.


 




"Wow! That was the best sex I've ever had! I want to do it every day!"


 




"Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday."


 




"Why not Thursday?"


 




"That's your day in the barrel."


 




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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with huge breasts and offers her ̣̉100 if she lets him bite them.


 




âââ¬ÃâNo, are you crazy?âââ¬

i can't see the video....

very good but i'm not sure what's happening....so we'll see this in the multiplayer?

another video but with Jim Carrey... soo funny (because of not so good quality i tell you that  at the end that is a denture ):woohoo:  :cheer:  :lol:









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nice

QuoteLOL I laughed at all of those' date=' but the last one the most  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/biggrin.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> [/quote']

me too   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

QuoteHaha' date=' You post the best ones  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> [/quote']

more jokes :


 


 




A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.




A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.


 




Five Important Qualities


 




1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.




2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.




3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.




4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.




5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.




!!!!!i posted this before but maybe you hadn't see it!!!!!


 


 




another one a little modified by me :


 




Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.




Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes."




Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.




The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done, the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater." Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar.




He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?" Bubba says, "I'll show you.




Do you have a weed-eater?"




"No."




"Then you're a queer."(homosexual)

does anyone read this?....




ok i know that you are reading but just give me a sign.... :cheer:  :cheer:  :cheer:

0.1a-r4 is out...sounds good :




- Fixed issue with nametag health being able to exceed it's box




- Added chat history - you can use the up/down arrows to scroll through your history of chat




- Fixed ESC pausing the game if you're typing




- Added quick connect to the server browser




- Improved server browser design




- Added /savepos default command to save your current positon & rotation




- Fixed some crashes when you respawn




- Fixed animation locking issue when you press T




- ESC no longer pauses the game




- Fixed vehicle radio stations




- Chat won't hide if you press ESC/M anymore (need to reverse and find game state)




- Server browser favourites have been disabled (temp)




quote from Aaron on m2-multiplayer.com

it's a god idea but i don't thinck it can be done....anyway i'm not sure because i'm not a modder

please read the last 2 posts because i think there are the best jokes here  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




ok ,new jokes:




A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were




asked if they would ever sleep with President




Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'


 


 




Teacher: What makes you see?




Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.




Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?




Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!


 


 




Teacher:Children nothing is impossible!




A Student:Sir,then take out the tooth paste from the tube and put it back!!!


 


 




yo mama hope you like them if not just tell me)


 




Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.




Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.




Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.




my idea(not really...):Yo Mama is so slow when she was driving she got a parking ticket.

i'm soo happy to see a new free ride moder  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">   you mod seems really good

nice i like music apps   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

very nice video CrazyP.   i like Jonny Cash.      




P.S.:how did you got infinite ammo? from exintenZ free ride?