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977
General, Off Topic / Hey Cole check that out
February 10, 2012, 12:02:57 PM
Which hosting do you recommend ?
978
Mike Bruski's Mods / W.I.P. - Delizia 410 Grand American - Completed
February 10, 2012, 11:58:33 AM
Hey, Mike - I got sth for you and everybody here <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="
" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> Here's my first gameplay with Delizia.
If you look closer, you'll see that I have many replaced cars (limousines, buses, snow plugs and police cars).
If anyone is interested with some model (or models), please write on PM.
P.S. Sorry for lagging.
" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> Here's my first gameplay with Delizia.If you look closer, you'll see that I have many replaced cars (limousines, buses, snow plugs and police cars).
If anyone is interested with some model (or models), please write on PM.
P.S. Sorry for lagging.
979
General, Off Topic / Hey Cole check that out
February 10, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
Hey crazypreacher. I think there's sth wrong with displaying your and my signature.
I will post a screen.
Do you see it too ?
Quote
'Look who's popular! This image exceeds bandwidth with too many views. Go pro and get unlimited.'
I will post a screen.
Do you see it too ?
Quote
'Look who's popular! This image exceeds bandwidth with too many views. Go pro and get unlimited.'
980
Mike Bruski's Mods / Re: Mike Bruski's Colour Settings For Mafia II
February 10, 2012, 01:38:30 AM
What does that mod (FXAA Depth Of Field) do in the game ? Does it take noticeable effect ?
981
Mike Bruski's Mods / W.I.P. - Delizia 410 Grand American - Completed
February 10, 2012, 01:35:23 AM
That's nothing, Mr Robville, it's good that Delizia can be rescaled at all. How many times is it enlarged (2x, 3x or what ?). And one more thing - can Tommy fit into the car - are his legs in the car (and not through the floor)?
982
General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
February 10, 2012, 12:49:05 AM
Next ones are coming <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
Little Red Riding Hood is driving her bicycle thorugh the forest, when suddenly a wolf attacks her, breaks the bicycle and escapes. She starts crying. Here comes a bear and asks what happened. After she told him, bear chases a wolf and wants him to weld the bicycle.
The same thing repeats through the following weeks, but, finally, she luckily arrives to her grandmother's home. But still there's sth wrong...
She asks her grandmother:
-My grandmother, why are your ears so big ?
-To hear you better, honey.
-And why is your nose so big ?
-To feel you better, honey.
-But, why the hell are your eyes so red ?
-From welding, shit, from welding!
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest and she's not able to find a wolf. She went to its hole and she started screaming, that the kids are waiting for the fairytale and so on, and so on...
Finally, the wolf speaks to her, with its sleepy voice:
-Ah, leave me alone! All night I was dancing with Kevin Costner.
Speedy Gonzalez is playing with a woman (woman, who has a husband) at her home, when, suddenly, there's some knocking at the door. Gonzalez gets out of the bed immediately and escapes through the window and an unfaithful wife comes to the door.
-Who's that ?
-It's me, Speedy Gonzalez - behind the door this voice can be heard. - I forgot my socks.
Second World War. Two guys (named Joe and Leo, for example) are escaping from the Germans. They hid in the barn, where they found cow's skin and they decided to dress up as a cow. Joe stood at the front, Leo - at the back. The Germans arrive to the barn, they see the cow and they think they need food for an army. One of them says:
-This cow is thin, isn't it ?
-Yes! It must be fed - the second one says.
They decided to bring a sack of wheat. Joe says to Leo:
-Leo, they bring the sack of wheat!
-Eat, Joe, eat, 'cause we're lost!
So Joe ate it.
The Germans carry another sack of wheat.
-Leo, they bring another sack of wheat!
-Eat, Joe, eat, 'cause we're lost!
So Joe ate it.
The Germans carry a bucket of water.
-Leo, they bring a bucket filled with water!
-Drink, Joe, drink, 'cause we're lost!
Joe looks at the Germans and, suddenly, he starts laughing.
Leo asks:
-Why are you laughing ?
Joe says:
-Hang on tight, Leo, hang on tight, 'cause they are coming with a bull!
A wife had an argument with her husband and they didn't say anything to each other. They only were writing letters with the orders, e.g. "take out the rubbish", "iron the clothes" etc. One time, husband prepares a letter for his wife: "Wake me up at 5. AM, 'cause I have to get up early".
He wakes up, takes a look on his watch - 9. AM. Then he takes a look at his cupboard and sees a letter: "Get up, pal, it's 5. AM".
:cheer:
" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">Little Red Riding Hood is driving her bicycle thorugh the forest, when suddenly a wolf attacks her, breaks the bicycle and escapes. She starts crying. Here comes a bear and asks what happened. After she told him, bear chases a wolf and wants him to weld the bicycle.
The same thing repeats through the following weeks, but, finally, she luckily arrives to her grandmother's home. But still there's sth wrong...
She asks her grandmother:
-My grandmother, why are your ears so big ?
-To hear you better, honey.
-And why is your nose so big ?
-To feel you better, honey.
-But, why the hell are your eyes so red ?
-From welding, shit, from welding!
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest and she's not able to find a wolf. She went to its hole and she started screaming, that the kids are waiting for the fairytale and so on, and so on...
Finally, the wolf speaks to her, with its sleepy voice:
-Ah, leave me alone! All night I was dancing with Kevin Costner.
Speedy Gonzalez is playing with a woman (woman, who has a husband) at her home, when, suddenly, there's some knocking at the door. Gonzalez gets out of the bed immediately and escapes through the window and an unfaithful wife comes to the door.
-Who's that ?
-It's me, Speedy Gonzalez - behind the door this voice can be heard. - I forgot my socks.
Second World War. Two guys (named Joe and Leo, for example) are escaping from the Germans. They hid in the barn, where they found cow's skin and they decided to dress up as a cow. Joe stood at the front, Leo - at the back. The Germans arrive to the barn, they see the cow and they think they need food for an army. One of them says:
-This cow is thin, isn't it ?
-Yes! It must be fed - the second one says.
They decided to bring a sack of wheat. Joe says to Leo:
-Leo, they bring the sack of wheat!
-Eat, Joe, eat, 'cause we're lost!
So Joe ate it.
The Germans carry another sack of wheat.
-Leo, they bring another sack of wheat!
-Eat, Joe, eat, 'cause we're lost!
So Joe ate it.
The Germans carry a bucket of water.
-Leo, they bring a bucket filled with water!
-Drink, Joe, drink, 'cause we're lost!
Joe looks at the Germans and, suddenly, he starts laughing.
Leo asks:
-Why are you laughing ?
Joe says:
-Hang on tight, Leo, hang on tight, 'cause they are coming with a bull!
A wife had an argument with her husband and they didn't say anything to each other. They only were writing letters with the orders, e.g. "take out the rubbish", "iron the clothes" etc. One time, husband prepares a letter for his wife: "Wake me up at 5. AM, 'cause I have to get up early".
He wakes up, takes a look on his watch - 9. AM. Then he takes a look at his cupboard and sees a letter: "Get up, pal, it's 5. AM".
:cheer:
983
Mike Bruski's Mods / W.I.P. - Delizia 410 Grand American - Completed
February 07, 2012, 10:31:46 PM
Hey Mike, this set of colours you made for us is brilliant. I especially fancy the black version - I currently have installed the black version of Delizia. Also, I like the look of front four lights and the rear ones also.
And how's the progress with enlarging the model ?
And how's the progress with enlarging the model ?
984
Real Mob Stories / Montreal Mob family
February 07, 2012, 10:24:23 PM
I see you have big interest in mafia families. Hope you'll write more great stories <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
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985
General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
February 07, 2012, 09:53:49 PM
I see you like my jokes :cheer: That motivated me to post more of them.
Long time ago there was some town. And in this town there was very scary dragon. Citizens couldn't stand it, so they asked for help one of the three knights, hanging around the town.
-Our Great Knight - they say - help us, dragon is raping virgins, killing men, eating kids and women.
Great Knight said:
-Give me one month so that I'll be able to make a plan.
Citizens said:
-What ? After one month, it will kill us all!
And they went to the second knight.
-Average Knight, help us... etc.
He said they must give him two months to make a plan, so they went to the third knight.
-Little Knight, help us... etc.
Little Knight got his sword, put his armor on, got his horse ready and he was about to leave. So the citizens asked him:
-How does it go ? Our beloved Little Knight, Great Knight wanted to think one month, Average Knight two months and you're ready to fight immediately ?
Little Knight says:
-There's nothing to think about, it's good to get the hell out of there!
Santa Claus came to Ethiopia and he talked to children:
-Why are you so thin ?
-Cause we haven't been eating anything since one month.
-What ? If you haven't been eating, you won't get your gifts.
Zorro goes to his lady, riding his horse and orders him:
-You'll wait here, cause when her husband arrives, I will jump from the window and we'll run away.
He's at her apartment, they have fun and, suddenly, there's horrible knocking at the door. Zorro jumped out, lady opened the door and he saw horse, who said:
-Tell Zorro, that I'm waiting here, cause there's big rain outside...
Behind seven mountains, seven rivers and seven forests there was a queen living there and she was speaking like this:
-Shit, I have a very long way everywhere!
Long time ago there was some town. And in this town there was very scary dragon. Citizens couldn't stand it, so they asked for help one of the three knights, hanging around the town.
-Our Great Knight - they say - help us, dragon is raping virgins, killing men, eating kids and women.
Great Knight said:
-Give me one month so that I'll be able to make a plan.
Citizens said:
-What ? After one month, it will kill us all!
And they went to the second knight.
-Average Knight, help us... etc.
He said they must give him two months to make a plan, so they went to the third knight.
-Little Knight, help us... etc.
Little Knight got his sword, put his armor on, got his horse ready and he was about to leave. So the citizens asked him:
-How does it go ? Our beloved Little Knight, Great Knight wanted to think one month, Average Knight two months and you're ready to fight immediately ?
Little Knight says:
-There's nothing to think about, it's good to get the hell out of there!
Santa Claus came to Ethiopia and he talked to children:
-Why are you so thin ?
-Cause we haven't been eating anything since one month.
-What ? If you haven't been eating, you won't get your gifts.
Zorro goes to his lady, riding his horse and orders him:
-You'll wait here, cause when her husband arrives, I will jump from the window and we'll run away.
He's at her apartment, they have fun and, suddenly, there's horrible knocking at the door. Zorro jumped out, lady opened the door and he saw horse, who said:
-Tell Zorro, that I'm waiting here, cause there's big rain outside...
Behind seven mountains, seven rivers and seven forests there was a queen living there and she was speaking like this:
-Shit, I have a very long way everywhere!
986
General, Off Topic / Re: fav. Games
February 07, 2012, 09:43:46 AM
UPDATE
Some time ago, I enjoyed flight simulators - like IL2 Sturmovik, Sky Aces, Wings Of Honour, Combat Wings and Jet Storm: Modern Dogfights and sth like these.
Some time ago, I enjoyed flight simulators - like IL2 Sturmovik, Sky Aces, Wings Of Honour, Combat Wings and Jet Storm: Modern Dogfights and sth like these.
987
Real Mob Stories / Green River Killer suite 1
February 07, 2012, 06:41:41 AM
Great story, crazypreacher. Hope you'll write more :cheer:
988
General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
February 05, 2012, 10:46:48 PM
Here comes new portion of jokes <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
Recruit went to a draft board. After examining, sexologist invited him for conversation. He drew a circle and asked:
-What is it ?
-Naked woman...
He drew a square:
-And this ?
-He, he, that's a naked woman...
Finally, he drew a triangle.
-And what about this ? Look properly.
-Naked woman, too...
-Sir, you're perverted...
-Me ? But who drew these naked women ?
Situated in the shop. There's a six year old boy and his father standing in the queue. In front of them there's very fat woman standing - weighting at least 150 kilos. Son says to his father:
-Dad, look at this woman - she's so faaaat...
Dad went red, he felt silly and said:
-My son, you can't say about people like this.
-But she's so faaat... I've never seen such a fat woman.
-That's good, but it's not kind to say about people like this.
At this moment her mobile phone rings pi, pi, pi...
And son says, frightened:
-Dad, watch out! She's gonna reverse!
-Dad, in TV they said that alcohol's prices will be risen. Does this mean that you will drink less ?
-No, that means, that you will eat less...
Enjoy <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">Recruit went to a draft board. After examining, sexologist invited him for conversation. He drew a circle and asked:
-What is it ?
-Naked woman...
He drew a square:
-And this ?
-He, he, that's a naked woman...
Finally, he drew a triangle.
-And what about this ? Look properly.
-Naked woman, too...
-Sir, you're perverted...
-Me ? But who drew these naked women ?
Situated in the shop. There's a six year old boy and his father standing in the queue. In front of them there's very fat woman standing - weighting at least 150 kilos. Son says to his father:
-Dad, look at this woman - she's so faaaat...
Dad went red, he felt silly and said:
-My son, you can't say about people like this.
-But she's so faaat... I've never seen such a fat woman.
-That's good, but it's not kind to say about people like this.
At this moment her mobile phone rings pi, pi, pi...
And son says, frightened:
-Dad, watch out! She's gonna reverse!
-Dad, in TV they said that alcohol's prices will be risen. Does this mean that you will drink less ?
-No, that means, that you will eat less...
Enjoy <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="
" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
990
General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
February 04, 2012, 08:19:58 PM
Some famous sentences (to be taken with humour)
'The only reason why God created a man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Mark Twain, American novelist (1835-1910)[/align:1ij4indo]
'Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Elbert Hubbard, American writer (1856-1915)[/align:1ij4indo]
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Edgar Bergen, American comedian (1903-1978)[/align:1ij4indo]
'We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Bill Bryson, American writer (1951-)[/align:1ij4indo]
'Travel is educational; it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]S. Barry Lipkin, American songwriter (1942-)[/align:1ij4indo]
'When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Charles Anderson Dana, American journalist (1819-1897)[/align:1ij4indo]
'In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Billy Connelly[/align:1ij4indo]
'The only reason why God created a man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Mark Twain, American novelist (1835-1910)[/align:1ij4indo]
'Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Elbert Hubbard, American writer (1856-1915)[/align:1ij4indo]
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Edgar Bergen, American comedian (1903-1978)[/align:1ij4indo]
'We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Bill Bryson, American writer (1951-)[/align:1ij4indo]
'Travel is educational; it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]S. Barry Lipkin, American songwriter (1942-)[/align:1ij4indo]
'When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Charles Anderson Dana, American journalist (1819-1897)[/align:1ij4indo]
'In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.'
[align=right:1ij4indo]Billy Connelly[/align:1ij4indo]