Crazypreacher, that's a very interesting story <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
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General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
February 11, 2012, 09:37:05 PM
Office. There are two friends talking to each other:
-Hey, what are you cutting from this newspaper ?
-Article about that husband killed his wife, because she was still searching his pockets...
-And what will you do with this ?
-I'll hide it in my pocket!
Wife says to his husband:
-Honey, tomorrow it's our wedding anniversary ? How will we celebrate it ?
Husband after a while:
-Maybe minute of silence ?
Man and a woman have lived with each other since 50 years. When the wife was asked, how is it possible, she said:
-Through all my life I've been thinking that arguing is not good for marriage. In case of an argument, it's needed to leave home and go for a long walk.
-And where is your husband ?
-Like everyday - in the morning he went for a walk...
Two female neighbours are talking to each other:
-Why have you mounted a rear mirror near to the TV set ?
-It's very comfortable. In this way, I can look at my husband when he's washing the dishes!
-Hey, what are you cutting from this newspaper ?
-Article about that husband killed his wife, because she was still searching his pockets...
-And what will you do with this ?
-I'll hide it in my pocket!
Wife says to his husband:
-Honey, tomorrow it's our wedding anniversary ? How will we celebrate it ?
Husband after a while:
-Maybe minute of silence ?
Man and a woman have lived with each other since 50 years. When the wife was asked, how is it possible, she said:
-Through all my life I've been thinking that arguing is not good for marriage. In case of an argument, it's needed to leave home and go for a long walk.
-And where is your husband ?
-Like everyday - in the morning he went for a walk...
Two female neighbours are talking to each other:
-Why have you mounted a rear mirror near to the TV set ?
-It's very comfortable. In this way, I can look at my husband when he's washing the dishes!
963
Mafia Scene News / The Titanic Mod By Mr.Robville
February 11, 2012, 09:04:14 PM
Np at all. BTW, have you read my tutorials in 'Mod Help' Section ?
964
Mike Bruski's Mods / W.I.P. - Delizia 410 Grand American - Completed
February 11, 2012, 08:57:02 PM
Thank you very much Mike <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> It really matches SM. I'll try it for certain... Once again, thanks <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> +1
965
Gameplay Help / How to Lock Cars
February 11, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
About locking cars I haven't heard at all, but I know how to unlock them all.
Here are the codes
<div class="ipsSpoiler_header">
boxer - Enlarged Hands
jizda - Folds roof down on compatible cars
deadguns - Guns and ammo
municak - Infinite Ammo
krefjezivot - Refill Health
parnik - Spawn boat under nearest bridge (Titanic mode)
cumdal - Maximum draw distance
cornufse - Unlock all cars
</div>
See the last code...
Here are the codes
<div class="ipsSpoiler_header">
boxer - Enlarged Hands
jizda - Folds roof down on compatible cars
deadguns - Guns and ammo
municak - Infinite Ammo
krefjezivot - Refill Health
parnik - Spawn boat under nearest bridge (Titanic mode)
cumdal - Maximum draw distance
cornufse - Unlock all cars
</div>
See the last code...
966
General, Off Topic / Re: fav. Games
February 11, 2012, 08:49:43 PM
Some time ago, I enjoyed DSJ series - you know, it's ski jumping simulator :lol:
967
Mafia Scene News / The Titanic Mod By Mr.Robville
February 11, 2012, 08:46:29 PM
johncena1
Yes, you're right - that mod is fantastic. It will come out in 14th of April 2012 (100th sinking anniversary).
Yes, you're right - that mod is fantastic. It will come out in 14th of April 2012 (100th sinking anniversary).
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Mafia General Discussion / What is your favourite Camera?
February 11, 2012, 08:44:12 PM
I like rear view (that is whole car is seen from it's back).
969
General, Off Topic / Hey Cole check that out
February 10, 2012, 09:16:37 PM
Uploading file... it has 48 Mo, so it will take some time...
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Introduction & Returning Members / Hey guys!
February 10, 2012, 09:10:45 PM
MafiaScene.com was down some time ago, so MafiaScene.net appeared :cool: But I have no idea what was the reason for .com to be down :cool:
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General, Off Topic / Hey Cole check that out
February 10, 2012, 08:21:33 PM
I'm doing it right now, so it will be ready in a little while.
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Introduction & Returning Members / Hey guys!
February 10, 2012, 08:14:28 PM
Welcome new member in our friendly forum.
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Mike Bruski's Mods / W.I.P. - Delizia 410 Grand American - Completed
February 10, 2012, 01:58:45 PM
I play Snow Mod since 30th of November. You know, I don't want to uninstall SM because it will ruin my replaced cars.
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General, Off Topic / Hey Cole check that out
February 10, 2012, 01:39:15 PM
If you find sth, just let me know :cheer: