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Mafia Mod Request / A little little request :))
April 11, 2012, 01:43:04 PM662
Mod Help / I need some help with the water shader mod.
April 11, 2012, 01:30:16 PM
And what about DDS and PSO files ? What to do with them ?
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General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
April 11, 2012, 01:18:16 PM
What a joke, cogkicker lol <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
9 AM. Knocking at the door.
A lady opens the door and a guys asks:
-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?
-You dumb - and she pushed the door.
Next day. The same situation.
After 3rd day she has enough and she tells about it to her husband.
-Don't mind it, tomorrow I have a day off, so we will take care of that.
Next day - 9 AM., knocking at the door.
A husband hides behind the door, his wife opens the door - the same guy here:
-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?
Woman looks at her husband - he's nodding:
-I have - answers the woman.
-So have a sex with your husband and stay the fuck away from my wife - OK ?
There's the guy coming to the bar, he wants two glasses of vodka, drinks it... and the bertender says:
-I see that you're not fine. Tell me what happened, so you will feel better.
-No, it doesn't matter.
-Come on, tell me, you will feel better.
After a while, he starts talking:
-You know, I have met fucking awesome girl, everything is alright, we came to her home, we started having a sex and then her husband returned 'cause he forgot his laptop. She ordered me to hide on the balcony, so I went there and started hanging like this idiot.
-Ooo, you must have been pissed.
-No, that didn't piss me. After a while, she started having a sex with him.
-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.
-No, that doesn't piss me! After a while, through the window flies an old condom and lands on my head.
-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.
-No, that didn't piss me. After a while, her husband goes to the balcony and takes a leak straight on my head.
-Oh shit, you must have been hardly hardly pissed.
-No, that didn't piss me.
Barman is confused.
-So what pissed you ?
-You know what pissed me ? The fact, that after all I looked down and I found out that I have one meter to the ground.
9 AM. Knocking at the door.
A lady opens the door and a guys asks:
-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?
-You dumb - and she pushed the door.
Next day. The same situation.
After 3rd day she has enough and she tells about it to her husband.
-Don't mind it, tomorrow I have a day off, so we will take care of that.
Next day - 9 AM., knocking at the door.
A husband hides behind the door, his wife opens the door - the same guy here:
-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?
Woman looks at her husband - he's nodding:
-I have - answers the woman.
-So have a sex with your husband and stay the fuck away from my wife - OK ?
There's the guy coming to the bar, he wants two glasses of vodka, drinks it... and the bertender says:
-I see that you're not fine. Tell me what happened, so you will feel better.
-No, it doesn't matter.
-Come on, tell me, you will feel better.
After a while, he starts talking:
-You know, I have met fucking awesome girl, everything is alright, we came to her home, we started having a sex and then her husband returned 'cause he forgot his laptop. She ordered me to hide on the balcony, so I went there and started hanging like this idiot.
-Ooo, you must have been pissed.
-No, that didn't piss me. After a while, she started having a sex with him.
-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.
-No, that doesn't piss me! After a while, through the window flies an old condom and lands on my head.
-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.
-No, that didn't piss me. After a while, her husband goes to the balcony and takes a leak straight on my head.
-Oh shit, you must have been hardly hardly pissed.
-No, that didn't piss me.
Barman is confused.
-So what pissed you ?
-You know what pissed me ? The fact, that after all I looked down and I found out that I have one meter to the ground.
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Mod Help / Scripts from Mafia Pub
April 10, 2012, 02:34:55 PM
Thanks very much for your help, +1 <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
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General, Off Topic / What Is Your Favourite Mafia Car?
April 10, 2012, 02:32:00 PM
Cheat commands in Mafia are in Czech :cheer:
668
Mafia Mod Request / A little little request :))
April 09, 2012, 08:08:21 PM
Of course it is, because the SDS files are only in Mafia 2 :cheer:
669
General, Off Topic / Re: Guess What Car This Is
April 09, 2012, 08:07:31 PM
Ulver Airstream Tudor :cheer:
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General, Off Topic / Re: Guess Where The Picture Was Taken!
April 09, 2012, 08:06:50 PM
Restaurant in Down Town area, where Tom and Paulie arrived to kill Morello Jr. Water behind this restaurant is little different, because we can walk (and even ride!) on it <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
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General, Off Topic / This is IMPORTANT
April 09, 2012, 07:27:29 PM
It's good that I don't have a cat <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
Nice one :lol:
Nice one :lol:
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General, Off Topic / Re: Guess Where The Picture Was Taken!
April 08, 2012, 09:40:47 PM
No problem, John :cheer:
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General, Off Topic / What Is Your Favourite Mafia Car?
April 08, 2012, 06:25:04 PM
Does this work for every car ?
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General, Off Topic / Chocolate time
April 08, 2012, 06:01:39 PM
I'd like to have it at my table <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
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General, Off Topic / Already Easter, so...
April 08, 2012, 05:59:47 PMQuoteBut it was a stupid bet cuz even if he said "LOL" he could have edited it with out me knowing <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/biggrin.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
So you don't know if he won, do you ? :lol: