I did this back in September of 2010, upon hearing all about the backlash concerning the game. Thought that setting it to the tune of a Shirley Temple song seemed to suit things, so here it is:


 




Shirley Temple - Come and Get Your Happiness


 




Why are many gamers' faces




Frown a lot like they got screwed




Money money that's what 2K wants




And milks like crazy loons




Of course they made a big mistake




Wealth and greediness, that sucks




And all them download packs cost bucks


 




There's millions worth of angry players




And megabytes of cut content




This game's short of real success




Mafia 2's a horrid mess.


 




There's billions worth of good ideas




But most of them were scrapped, I guess




It should sell for more than less




Mafia 2's a horrid mess.


 




I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money




My game lacked blood and grass




There's loads of glitches and some blur in places




At least they never asked for added tax


 




Why would they just cut free-roaming?




And fool a lot of folks and press




So Don Salieri's depressed




'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.


 

 




It took me a year to get over that game....not because it sucked so bad, but because it could have been so GOOD!!!! You could see the original genius in the game design, and if the Czechs had been allowed to finish it, it would have been every bit as good as we hoped it would


 




LOL at the song!